KICKED BY A HORSE PART 5
So far have been kicked by a horse , nearly trampled by a mob of cattle , almost dinner for some hawks, bled to death by a nurse now on a plane with an engine dying.
Well the spluttering engine noise turned out to be the Doc who had drunk some water and have it go down the wrong way thus sending him into a coughing fit .
It sounded like an engine dying so all was well at least on the flying front as for the doc it took a little bit before he came good by that time we were landing in Mt Isa and I thought to myself "What next?"
The aircraft came to a stop and the door sending a blast of heat into the plane 'Did I tell you that it gets a bit hot out here in the outback?"
The patients myself and the other bloke wrapped up like an Egyptian Mummy were put into another ambulance and driven to hospital once there me and the mummy went our seperate ways I ended up in the ER where I placed into a small room cubicle more like .
A male nurse came in introduced himself forgotten his name but haven't forgotten what he said next and that he was newly arrived from New Zealand having just completed his nursing training there and I though " OH OH!
Anyway he proceeded to prep me up to be sent to get scanned when he spotted a huge insect on the roof of the cubicle and I mean it was a very big bug it was .
Next thing I know he runs out and comes back with another nurse and points it out to her she takes one look at it and says' Well what do you want me to do with it?
He replied " I was hoping you could get rid of it for as I have seen a bug that big in my life"
The nurse gives him a big smile saying ' you are a big boy you get rid of it" with that walks off he turns to me "Don't look at me " I told him
Giving the bug look he then leaves the room and returns with a large towel this is going to be interesting I thought .
Twisting the towel he then proceeds to attack the bug with great violence hitting everything but the insect and the insect was big as big as my fist it was that big .
Stethoscopes , bandages , needles and everything went flying except the giant who watched the mayhem unfold beneath with cool detachment as for me I was trying to dodge the shrapnel by trying to make myself as small as possible but hard to do in my present condition.
Eventually he stopped flailing about with the towel and looks up and sees the bug still there and throwing down the towel he runs again a short while later he returns with a broom .
Oh No this is about to get even more dangerous and with a look of grim determination on his face the nurse attacked the bug again.
The Common Hover Fly
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